Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
stopped setting my paper ...
brain dead ...
shall complete episode 15 and sleep too ...
well ... head is giddy ...
was msning adL ... i duno why i have yet to shed a single tear,
for what u normally would have shed tonnes ...
maybe the tear duct ran dry ...
maybe the heart turn heartless ...
but i guess, in a way, it is good :)

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